if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
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Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
*leans in real close and says, “You’re my precious.”*
*Looks at pubic hair* “This forest is old. Very old.”
Keep it secret. Keep it safe.
Share the load……
(Source: samskrit)
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